Professor Snape actually faked his death. He now works for what the muggles call “American Airlines.”
Please get on flight three hundred and ninety fourrr.
Omg
There will be no foolish wand-waving or silly incantations on this flight.
Please do not leave any baggage unattended, people might think you’re…………………….
……………….
……..
up to something.
You’re still working here, after all this time?
Always
Omg stop

